FU, Boob Patrol.

Let me tell you-- if I didn't feel completely weird and cringy without one- I would NEVER wear a bra. I remember being 13 and hating the boobs "God gave me" because they were bigger than my much older cousins'.

Tit corsets are hella obnoxious and if I had itty bitty ones, I'd not only be bra-less but topless all the damn time. But regardless of breast size, there is never any reason for any asshole to call you out in relation to them.

Thus, please stop telling people (cause some men and non-binary folks also wear bras) to put on a bra.

Stop telling women to smile.

Stop telling fat people what/not to wear.

Stop telling little girls to not act like "boys" and stop telling boys not to cry.

We get enough body- and gender-policing from our families and friends, TV and social media; we don't need it from randos who are uncomfortable with our existence.

You don't like my Something or Lack of Something--KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. Minding your fucking business is free so take full advantage, my dudes.