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Think Henry Cavill's a Dick? #MeToo

  • Writer: Marina Carreira
    Marina Carreira
  • Jul 16, 2018
  • 2 min read

So Henry Cavill of "The Tudors" and "Man of Steel" fame, decided to let the world know last week that he is, in fact, King of the Scumbags, giving Trump and Weinstein a run for their money.


During an interview with Australian GQ, Creepy Cavill basically informed readers that he doesn't know how to approach/date women without being rape-y (something that too many cismen struggle with):



So, according to Cavill, "chasing" women like Pepe Le Peu does that terrified cat in the old cartoons is a romantic gesture that women appreciate and signals that they are respectfully desired. In no way can it insinuate that you are possibly a stalker who might skin them after sexy time!


Also, walking up to a woman to talk to her will automatically lend her to thinking you are going to RAPE HER? LOL, MAN, there is no middle ground with this asshole. Ever heard of just saying "Hi", Henry? And if she doesn't respond or react in a way that demonstrates interest AND consent, just.walk. the. fuck away? And maybe not to an ex-girlfriend's house, 'cause chances are you harassed the fuck out of her enough for you guys not to be together any longer?


Superdouche went on to "apologize" after getting a fuckton of backlash for his lazy, irresponsible, and dangerous rhetoric. This is the lame "i'm sorry" he came up with to CNN this past Friday:


Having seen the reaction to an article in particular about my feelings on dating and the #metoo movement, I just wanted to apologize for any confusion and misunderstanding that this may have created."
"Insensitivity was absolutely not my intention," the statement read. "In light of this I would just like to clarify and confirm to all that I have always and will continue to hold women in the highest of regard, no matter the type of relationship whether it be friendship, professional, or a significant other."
"Never would I intend to disrespect in any way, shape or form," Cavill said. "This experience has taught me a valuable lesson as to the context and the nuance of editorial liberties. I look forward to clarifying my position in the future towards a subject that it so vitally important and in which I wholeheartedly support."

Sorry buddy, but the thing with spouting misogynist shit to the world (wide web) is that you don't get to take it back, no matter how "wholeheartedly" you regret it.


Like most fuckboys, you regret the consequences of your dumbass actions, and not the dumbass actions themselves.


So, BYE.

 
 
 

1 Comment


Brandon
Brandon
Jun 09, 2024

What a shit “article”

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